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med advenchr skilllz...

Thursday...

Lex: check pm

You receive pm from Stija.

Lex: read pm

'Lexshe, poshto sam oholi lihvar morash da mi narezhesh bar 10 diskova stripova kako bih ti dao da dodirnesh Psychonautse... Muahahahaaa...'

Lex: write pm: ok, ne mogu se odupreti tvojoj nadmotji...

You lose 10 points of happiness.

Lex: google for hypnotic programs

You find a program which can hypnotize users.

Lex: go to hypnotically induced sleep

Friday...

Lex: wake up

Lex: check pm

You receive another pm from Stija.

Lex: read pm

'Naravno da sam nadmotjan, muahahahaa... Vidimo se vecheras da pokupim harach.'

Lex: write pm: da motjni Stijo...

You lose 10 points of happiness.

Lex: travel to 'leet cd store'

You enter the store, it's filled with cheap verbatim imitation cds made in Novi Pazar.

Lex: give money to clerk

Ugly and nerdy clerk gives you 10 cheap discs.

Lex: insult clerk

You insult the clerk drawing laughter from other buyers.

You gain 10 points of happiness.

Lex: travel to bookstore

You enter the store, you can browse through various items.

Lex: look at markers

It's a bunch of cheap chinese magic markers, perfect for writing on cds and cd covers.

Lex: give money to clerk

Clerk (looks like a cliche librarian type - busty, blonde, glasses, ponytail) gives you a marker.

Lex: start interesting conversation

You start a conversation. Soon after that you get her phone number.

You gain 10 points of happiness.

Lex: travel home

You are now at home.

Lex: edit hypnotic program

You get hypnotizer.

Lex: write hypnotizer ond empty discs

You get h-discs.

Lex: use marker on cds

You write random comic names on h-discs.

You get fake comix discs.

You gain 100 points of happiness.

Lex: travel to stilgar's place

You enter a small and dark room.

Stilgar greets you and tries to charge you just for entering.

Lex: resist stilgar

You resist Stilgar, who goes searching for another victim.

Lex: talk to stija

You exchange formal greetings. Stija gloats and brags, but you ignore him and think about the bookstore clerk.

Lex: give discs to stija

You exchange cds.

You receive a copy of Psychonauts.

You gain 150 points of happiness.

Lex: travel home

You are now at home.

Lex: install psychonauts

You install the game.

Lex: play

You play the game.

You receive 200 points of happiness.

You receive a boost to all of your skills.

Lex: pm cali: imam robu, chujemo se sutra uveche...

Lex: phone bookstore clerk

Meanwhile...

Stija goes to his home to read comics.

But!

Instead of comics - hypnotizer springs into action.

Hypnotized, Stija writes a note, and then commits hara-kiri.

Saturday...

Lex: wake up

Lex: check nba scores

Lex: check pm

You receive a pm from Lucky.

Lex: read pm

'Dragi Lexshe, moramo ti saopshtiti tuzhnu vest da je Stija (mislimo zbog toga shto je izgubio 32 dote za redom sinotj) izvrshio hara kiri, te ostavio papiritj sa testamentom kojim sve shto poseduje ostavlja tebi.'

You receive 100 points of happiness.

Lex: wake bookstore clerk; have a celebrating breakfast with her

YOU WIN T3H GAME!!!11

w00t

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pa jeste, ali ja mislim da to neretko bude tako zato što su sequeli pravljeni odma iz finansijskih pobuda a ne zato što je kreativni tim iza projekta imao jasnu ideju kao što je imao sa prvencem. ovde to valjda sad ne bi trebalo da bude slučaj.

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i neki inputi od notcha sa reddita:

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